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thechessboardghostslibrary:

asktheheiress:

FINALLY!
W)(AT NOW, B—EAC)(—-ES?

I WATCHED THIS BE CREATED!

Lilly, You have SO MANY NOTES!

thechessboardghostslibrary:

asktheheiress:

FINALLY!

W)(AT NOW, B—EAC)(—-ES?

I WATCHED THIS BE CREATED!

Lilly, You have SO MANY NOTES!

soigavvethatbitchawwhale:

jakenglishsexual:

s-guy:

roboboners:

supuru:

lavender-ice:


kayouvirus
:

uberzers:

rachotamer:

YES YOUR BOYFRIEND IS NOW A VAMPIRE. ENJOY


congrats. u gave ur bf fetus AIDS

WHAT

UM…

oh my good god.

JESUS DICK

And I thought I was messed up…

Don’t mind me, just putting some gifs onto Tumblr, Eh Heheehehehe…

j0shi:

doctor-scratch:

lordofthefelt:

PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN’T MY FEMALE SELF.
SCRATCH.
TELL ME THIS ISN’T HER.
TELL ME.

It’s not.

I SUDDENLY UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING

j0shi:

doctor-scratch:

lordofthefelt:

PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN’T MY FEMALE SELF.

SCRATCH.

TELL ME THIS ISN’T HER.

TELL ME.

It’s not.

I SUDDENLY UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING

Reblog if you’re really Lord English.

lullabyavenue:

Eeh Heh Heh Heh…

heirofstupidity:

sufferingknightofbloodvantas:

lorddenglish:

sufferingknightofbloodvantas:

thechessboardghostslibrary:

heirofstupidity:

sign-less:

karkat-sama:

adora-bloodthirsty:

lamseteid:

yo what if sollux turns out to be LE

he’s the one who programmed ATH~

sollux’s title is mage of doom, LE is summoned when a universe is destroyed (doomed)

when he had eyes, they alternated,…

Interesting… though I still think that Lord English is Jade’s Grandpa/Grandson after the Scratch. Jade had a Strong connection to the colour Green, which so does LE. Also, his speech and appearance are that of some British Explorer or some such character. So I think LE is his screen name, and that the post-scratch human players will win their game and claim the prize, or rather, one of them does, probably after telling Bec to teleport the others away. Remember Karkat saying they were supposed to Rule over the created Universe as Gods? Lord English seems to be pretty Godly…
Though Sollux also makes sense with these points, though not exactly his personality…
An extra point for Sollux, he’s now blind. Maybe he’s going to end up replacing his eyes with some other round object?
and then after all this wild mass guessing, LE turns out to be Casey.

SO MUCH SPECULATION. I need to know the truth already, dammit.

You can’t handle the Truth, Eeh Heh Heh Heh…

O_O

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sufferingknightofbloodvantas:

thechessboardghostslibrary:

heirofstupidity:

sign-less:

karkat-sama:

adora-bloodthirsty:

lamseteid:

yo what if sollux turns out to be LE

he’s the one who programmed ATH~

sollux’s title is mage of doom, LE is summoned when a universe is destroyed (doomed)

when he had eyes, they alternated,…

Interesting… though I still think that Lord English is Jade’s Grandpa/Grandson after the Scratch. Jade had a Strong connection to the colour Green, which so does LE. Also, his speech and appearance are that of some British Explorer or some such character. So I think LE is his screen name, and that the post-scratch human players will win their game and claim the prize, or rather, one of them does, probably after telling Bec to teleport the others away. Remember Karkat saying they were supposed to Rule over the created Universe as Gods? Lord English seems to be pretty Godly…
Though Sollux also makes sense with these points, though not exactly his personality…
An extra point for Sollux, he’s now blind. Maybe he’s going to end up replacing his eyes with some other round object?
and then after all this wild mass guessing, LE turns out to be Casey.

SO MUCH SPECULATION. I need to know the truth already, dammit.

You can’t handle the Truth, Eeh Heh Heh Heh…

Ehh Heh Heh Heh,

Hello Vriska’s Ancestor, Your descendant is already following me, but I suppose you thought being in the past you might be around before I was… Not so, as I am already her-
Now wait just a few moments here…
Ahiru?  Ehh Heh Heh Heh, here to keep an eye on me? Why are you disguised as a pirate? You don’t fool me!


I see right through you, with my Billiard Ball eyes!

(Also, Ehh Heh Heh Heh, have a exciting Talk Like A Pirate Day, Kiddies, Ehh Heh Heh Heh!)

Ehh Heh Heh Heh,

Hello Vriska’s Ancestor, Your descendant is already following me, but I suppose you thought being in the past you might be around before I was… Not so, as I am already her-

Now wait just a few moments here…

Ahiru?  Ehh Heh Heh Heh, here to keep an eye on me? Why are you disguised as a pirate? You don’t fool me!

I see right through you, with my Billiard Ball eyes!

(Also, Ehh Heh Heh Heh, have a exciting Talk Like A Pirate Day, Kiddies, Ehh Heh Heh Heh!)

Eeh Heh Heh, Uzura’s around here, in Homestuck! She’s moving Cal around when there’s no one else to do it. She’s just REALLY Good at it, Eeh Heh Heh Heh…
Also if you look carefully through the comic, she’s hidden herself in the background now and then. Go on, have a look. She’ll be in the panels you forget to look for her in.
She’s trying to keep the comic from turning into one of the Endings of Jailbreak. We’re kinda competing to see who can make the comic have a Bad/Good ending. Wish her luck, it’ll be more interesting that way, Eeh Heh Heh Heh…
As for Duck and Fakir, well they’re still happily living together, and in love. And Duck is still a Duck.
…
The boy’s a little weird if you ask me.
I occasionally visit them, but they don’t like it. I always end up scaring Duck, Eeh Heh Heh Heh.

Rue and Mytho are also doing well, ruling, whater, and being in normal love. I sometimes pester them as well. I tend to make Rue jump at first, but then she grabs something and tries to hit me with it, very unbecoming behaviour.
If you’re interested in that Other descendant of mine at all, then I’ll just say I found him a new job here in Homestuck, and leave it at that, for Now… Eeh Heh heh Heh…

Eeh Heh Heh, Uzura’s around here, in Homestuck! She’s moving Cal around when there’s no one else to do it. She’s just REALLY Good at it, Eeh Heh Heh Heh…

Also if you look carefully through the comic, she’s hidden herself in the background now and then. Go on, have a look. She’ll be in the panels you forget to look for her in.

She’s trying to keep the comic from turning into one of the Endings of Jailbreak. We’re kinda competing to see who can make the comic have a Bad/Good ending. Wish her luck, it’ll be more interesting that way, Eeh Heh Heh Heh…

As for Duck and Fakir, well they’re still happily living together, and in love. And Duck is still a Duck.

The boy’s a little weird if you ask me.

I occasionally visit them, but they don’t like it. I always end up scaring Duck, Eeh Heh Heh Heh.

Rue and Mytho are also doing well, ruling, whater, and being in normal love. I sometimes pester them as well. I tend to make Rue jump at first, but then she grabs something and tries to hit me with it, very unbecoming behaviour.

If you’re interested in that Other descendant of mine at all, then I’ll just say I found him a new job here in Homestuck, and leave it at that, for Now… Eeh Heh heh Heh…

itswalky:

They’re on to me!

Eeh Heh Heh Heh, I should send this to the Troll Kids, Eeh Heh Heh Heh…
There should be an entire chapter on Doc Scratch, Eeh Heh Heh Heh…
…
…Wait.
Why is there an entire chapter on me?

itswalky:

They’re on to me!

Eeh Heh Heh Heh, I should send this to the Troll Kids, Eeh Heh Heh Heh…

There should be an entire chapter on Doc Scratch, Eeh Heh Heh Heh…

…Wait.

Why is there an entire chapter on me?